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[text] let's get down to business! (no huns tho)

Okay, so. Two things. First...was anyone making any plans to go back to the rock under the Tuning Towers? Because I don't think that's a really good idea right now, given what happened the last time people tried going down there...and also because of this post. It might be better to play it safe right now with that.

Second...I want to try and see how many people I can make intangible at once. I know I can handle at least three, but I think it would be good to find my upper limit on that. And I can't really ask just anyone to help me with this, since this isn't exactly like my math homework or anything, so...does anyone want to help me out with this?

I can try and get free cookies or something for anyone who volunteers too, if that helps.

((OOC: Also, as a note! If anyone wants to get accidentally possessed by Danny, feel free to sign up as a volunteer and let me know, because I am definitely open to shoehorning another possession into this!))

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I remembered a while ago this weird giant dog-wolf thing that looked kinda like Crab but scarier, and all it spoke was Esperanto.

I've been trying really hard not to trigger him, just in case.

[ DANG THIS CONVERSATION IS ECHO CITY ]

Do you mean the Demon?
8ig 8lack dog? Wore 8rightly-colored torn up raggy shit?
T8rrifying as all f8ck?

[a ripped neon green hoodie counts as brightly-colored torn up raggy shit, right?]

Yeah, I guess so? Except he wasn't called the Demon or anything--his name was Wulf.

I don't remem8er his name! Just that past me thought he was SCARY AS SHIT. And Vriska wasn't scared of anything! EVER!
Jesus fuck.
You seriously think Cra8 is going to turn into HIM?
Cra8?
Cutie patootie fluffy snuggle 8oo8ookins Cra88ysnack???????? D::::

He might? I mean, if I remember him, and I'm soulbonded to Karson, then his dog might be soulbonded to all of us too. Stuff like that's happened before, right?

...was he really that bad? He looked scary but I think we were friends? Or at least allies or something.

Danny. A little perspective here.
I remem8er 8eing raised 8y a giant spider. And losing an arm and an eye. And 8eing 8eaten to death 8y a killer ro8ot. And 8eing super prepared to murder the shit out of some 8ritish asshole who destroyed universes.
Vriska wasn't scared of ANY of that stuff!
JUST THE DOG GUY. Wulf or the Demon or whatever.
So uh. You should. Definitely keep not triggering him. Gr8 jo8 on that so far! Super gr8.
May8e we need to set up some kind of Cra8watch system too. Just in case!
8ut I guess that'll 8e. Kind of difficult.
Since I am pretty sure Karson has done the forgetty thing.

Oh my god. He called me his "amiko," too. Oh my god, I was friends with something called the Demon who was worse than some guy destroying universes. How did I end up being friends with him?

...Wait, Karson forgot everything? Oh jeez, no wonder I haven't seen him lately. But maybe that's good for Crab--if Karson forgot everything, that means we're not around him any more, which means Crab is safe! Right?

8h my g8d.
Ok! 8k. Ok there is pro8a8ly a super rational explan8tion for that. One that doesn't involve you 8eing evil! Yeah.
I mean Vriska did some pretty shitty stuff 8ut she wasn't evil! So there is NO NEED TO P8NIC.
Unless you feel evil. Do you feel evil? Have you tried doing an evil laugh in the mirror to see if it feels right????????

And I guess.
8ut I guess it also means that if Cra8 DOES turn evil, Karson won't notice!
Or 8e a8le to defend himself.
Or 8e a8le to warn us with his dying 8reath!

...Okay, I'm gonna be completely honest here right now.

I totally remember planning and leading a huge prison break. I don't know--does that count as evil? I definitely don't feel evil, if that counts for anything!

[Danny actually did the evil laugh thing to check.]

...maybe we should put one of those like. Baby monitors in Karson's house. Just in case.

[ Well if you can murder thousands of people and still be Fairy Pirate Jesus then leading a jailbreak can't be all that bad

Right

Right ]

I. Don't remem8er a prison 8r8k. And I guess since I was Jesus if it was a super 8ig deal and ridiculously evil and shit, it would have 8een my jo8 to know a8out that stuff!
Which means past you was pro8a8ly 8r8king out COOL people. May8e. Like present you!
Or something. Yeah.

8ut the 8a8y monitor is a gr8 idea!!!!!!!!
May8e MULTIPLE 8a8y monitors.
We are going to stalk the SHIT out of him. Passively. Without even having to go near him!
8est plan. Yessssssss.

[He still does not believe you are actually Jesus, Tavia, but screw it, he'll just run with it for now because he REALLY does not want to consider the possibility that he was some evil monster or something.]

Sure, okay. All the other prisoners looked like they could've been pretty cool, I guess. Although most of them just looked really terrifying--I'm not sure if that was them or the prison outfits.

...how many baby monitors do you think we'd need for this?

Duh! You HAVE to look scary in prison. Or you get fucked up! Trust me. I have seen Con Air like 80 times.
So I KNOW prisons!

And that's the dum8est question you ever asked.
We will need ALL the 8a8y monitors! ALL OF THEM.
Or as many as you can get. Like we're talking at LEAST 8 of them.

I guess that makes sense. ...Although I wonder what I would've looked like in there, if I had to be scary.

...Also, Tavia, I don't think I have enough money to buy "all" of the baby monitors. ...Or even three of them. They're pretty expensive, actually.

Well. Since you have weirdass 8lood, you were O8VIOUSLY all grey with horns and sharp teeth. And may8e fins? Some of us had fins!
And together those attributes can 8e pretty scary I guess. Yikes.

And don't sweat it a8out the cash! I'll send you some.
How many can you 8uy with a hundred 8ucks and a 8ag of echo treasure????????

...I was what.

Grey. Horns. Weird eyes? Like all yellow instead of white, unless you were this one chump who pissed some8ody off and got hers 8urned red.
W8. W8ty w8 w8 w8. I will get you my l8test Vriska reference. I am pretty sure it is 88% accur8! At LEAST.

^ Like that!!!!!!!!

oh my god. Is that going to be me?!

Is this going to be me?!

Edited (3jpeg5me) 2014-01-21 05:52 (UTC)

Yes. PERFECT.
Except with less 8oo8s. And also your horns might 8e even goofier? I only remem8er what two of us looked like and the dude's horns were like. Fucking huge. And 8ull-like. So if that was universal for 8oys then have fun with that shit!

Oh my god. As if all my pulses weren't bad enough--now I'm going to turn gray and grow bull horns?

How am I supposed to explain that? People already give me weird looks all the time just for the hair and the eyes!

Uh. Just. Do what I do and try not to think a8out it.
Like if you think too hard a8out 8ecoming that way you might get a pulse! Like when Karson super helpfully talked to me a8out the possi8ility of me getting 8 eyes. Douche.
Protip: stay away from that 50 shades 8ook! Gray and horny is kind of its whole deal. ::::I

[Danny would ABSOLUTELY get that joke, if he knew the first damn thing about 50 Shades of Gray. As it stands, he just knows it as that book that his sister is reading for "research" secretly behind their parents' backs.]

Right! Not thinking about it. Easy. I just won't ever think about how I'm turning into a past life version of me who had gray skin and giant horns and weird yellow eyes on top of the glowy green color and

oh my god I can't stop thinking about it

8H M8 G8D STOP.
THINK A8OUT PUPPIES.
Puppies and kittens! Cute ones. With little ri88ons around their necks! 8eing super cutie.
Small animals are VERY distracting.

I'm thinking about poor Crab again!

8H M8 G8D YOU ARE F8CKING IMPOSSI8LE.
Think a8out a calm 8lue ocean! And a 8each! A SUPER CALM 8EACH WITH NO ANIMALS OR WEIRD GRAY ASSHOLES.

Right! Yeah, that's a good one. Beaches are pretty great. Even if it is like 5 degrees out right now.

Next time I ever think about animals or--you know, I'll just start thinking about beaches instead.

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