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savetheearth2014-01-05 06:03 pm
horsesaround) wrote in savetheearth2014-01-05 06:03 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- animorphs: aximili-esgarrouth-isthill,
- baccano!: isaac and miria,
- brave and the bold: aquaman,
- danny phantom: danny fenton,
- evangelion: asuka langley soryu,
- heroes of olympus: percy jackson,
- homestuck: davesprite,
- tales of symphonia: lloyd irving,
- the world ends with you: neku sakuraba
First Wave | Laptop | Video
[The first thing that comes into view is a pretty messy, standard teenager's room, coupled with a pretty standard teenager face staring at the screen. Double the standard value right here!
Jason gives the computer a skeptical look. Okay, he could talk to horses. Everything he'd read on this whatever it is? Can be completely real, too, right? Right.]
Alright. So, let's do a quick review for those us who took a nap during class. This thing, the [cue air quotations] Numbers Club, is the supposed terrorist group in town but it's actually not, everyone here seems like a normal person but they're actually not, the police are the supposed good guys but they're actually not.
[Nice long pause right here. Saying all that out loud just made him feel the urge to go call those nice people in white who would put him in that nice, tight jacket and take him away to the loony hotel. He suddenly sighs and rubs the back of his neck.]
Nice as it is to know my horse whispering career actually has a chance of getting up off the ground, I have to say the trade off of serving as target practice for the doughnut boys doesn't seem all that fair. Though I do have one question: [somewhat extended, dramatic pause] anyone here good at geometry? Cause there's around 2 pages worth of the stuff giving me the evil eye right now and winter break kinda destroyed any hope of me remembering how to do this stuff. Suspected terrorists should know something about rhomboids and parasols, right?
[That's parallelograms, Jason.
Hmm... he's forgetting something here. Think think think... OH names! Those are kinda important. He flashes a small, if uncertain grin at the screen.]
Ah right, my name's Jason. Here's to not becoming swiss cheese with you guys.
Jason gives the computer a skeptical look. Okay, he could talk to horses. Everything he'd read on this whatever it is? Can be completely real, too, right? Right.]
Alright. So, let's do a quick review for those us who took a nap during class. This thing, the [cue air quotations] Numbers Club, is the supposed terrorist group in town but it's actually not, everyone here seems like a normal person but they're actually not, the police are the supposed good guys but they're actually not.
[Nice long pause right here. Saying all that out loud just made him feel the urge to go call those nice people in white who would put him in that nice, tight jacket and take him away to the loony hotel. He suddenly sighs and rubs the back of his neck.]
Nice as it is to know my horse whispering career actually has a chance of getting up off the ground, I have to say the trade off of serving as target practice for the doughnut boys doesn't seem all that fair. Though I do have one question: [somewhat extended, dramatic pause] anyone here good at geometry? Cause there's around 2 pages worth of the stuff giving me the evil eye right now and winter break kinda destroyed any hope of me remembering how to do this stuff. Suspected terrorists should know something about rhomboids and parasols, right?
[That's parallelograms, Jason.
Hmm... he's forgetting something here. Think think think... OH names! Those are kinda important. He flashes a small, if uncertain grin at the screen.]
Ah right, my name's Jason. Here's to not becoming swiss cheese with you guys.
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But anyway, I'm Miria!
And I'm Isaac! How ya doing?
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Plus, things are looking up! We get to meet more people on the network, make friends, all that jazz.
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And yeah, you can never go wrong with too many friends, especially if they're in the same boat as you.
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But that's okay! Because you're right! Friends make everything better!
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Part of the momly contract is to bring chaos and cookies.
Or make it worse in the most pleasant way.
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But friends are always pleasant in the best of ways!
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Fair enough. They'll cheer you on when you try to chug a gallon and pat you on the back while you hack it back up.
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Friends are awesome!
The real bee's knees!
...that should have said a gallon of MILK ugh fail.
[Okay that gets him to laugh.]
Exactly. Man though, you gotta wonder where they came up with that saying.