[002] VOICE

[epimethean]

Right, okay, who did it?

[Thanks, exasperated British voice. That's it, that's the post.]

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[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

NOT ME!

I DIDN'T DO IT EITHER!

[voice]

[epimethean]

Okay, okay, you two didn't--didn't do it. What's your alibi? Where were you this morning?

[voice]

[originaloddcouple]

WE WERE KINDA ASLEEP, OKAY?

WE ARE USUALLY ALWAYS ASLEEP IN MORNINGS!

[epimethean]

You're not sleepwalkers, are you? Sleep...terrorists...?

[originaloddcouple]

I DON'T THINK SO?

I CHECKED OUR MEDICAL HISTORY AFTER HEARING THE NEWS, SO NONONO SLEEP TERRORISM!

[epimethean]

Yeah, in hindsight that is--that is sort of a silly thing to even consider. Sleep terrorism. Unless it wasn't...

[Oh. Oh no.]

You don't think--you don't think those groups of people zoning out all the time have anything to do with it, do you? Have you--have you seen that happen?

[originaloddcouple]

IS THAT A THING?

IS THAT A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN?!

WHY CAN THAT HAPPEN?!

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

[epimethean]

Wait, wait, wait, waitwait, don't--don't panic! Don't...panic. I'm sure there's a--a perfectly logical explanation for all this that doesn't involve mind control at all.

[originaloddcouple]

BUT WE'RE TALKING ON A SPECIAL SECRET NETWORK DESIGNED TO PROBABLY MAYBE FIGHT ALIENS!

AND YOU'RE BRITISH!

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!

[epimethean]

What does--what does me being British have to do with anything? Why is everyone always so hung up on that!?

[originaloddcouple]

THE BRITISH ARE MAGICAL PEOPLE, WHEATLEY! TAP INTO THE POWER WITHIN!

[epimethean]

Uh...no, we're not. We're...really not.

[originaloddcouple]

YOU'RE DENYING YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL!

[epimethean]

What are you talking about?

[originaloddcouple]

YOU NEED TO USE YOUR SURPRISINGLY CHARISMATIC ACCENT FOR GOOD!

BELIEVE IN THE ACCENT THAT MAKES YOU SOUND INTELLIGENT!!

[epimethean]

[SHOT THRU THE HEART

AND UR 2 BLAME]

Okay, okay, hold up. I am intelligent! I'm very intelligent! My accent's got nothing to do with that!

[originaloddcouple]

No, the accent plays a big part.

The major majority of it.

[epimethean]

All right, one, that's insulting to me and my computer science degree, and you're honestly just--just insulting yourselves, at this point, with your implication that your accents make you less intelligent.

[originaloddcouple]

...We have accents?

No, I don't think so. I think he's wrong there.

[epimethean]

You have American accents, yeah.

[originaloddcouple]

I think we'd know if we had accents.

[epimethean]

No, no, it's true! Accents are relative, here--

[And lo, Wheatley's best approximation of an American accent, all drawn-out vowels and over-enunciated consonants.]

I'm speaking in your accent right now.

[originaloddcouple]

Y...You're just speaking in a silly voice.

I-I don't think that's an actual accent that exists.

[epimethean]

[STILL AT IT]

No, nope, this is definitely what all of you sound like.

[originaloddcouple]

...No, see that sounds weird. We sound normal!