Evil [video]

[part_time_overlord]

So I guess I'm evil now. Or at least unholy.

[He holds up his hand, the fingers of which look like they've been sunburned.]

That was from going to a church and sticking my hand in the little pool of holy water by the door. It's itchy. I think this pretty much confirms the demon theory.

So what's this everyone's going on about with snakes?

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[soulsborderline]

If the Angels I'm remembering turn out to be for-real Angels, you've got my back, right?

[part_time_overlord]

I dunno. Did they have flaming swords? I don't think I could deal with flaming swords yet.

[soulsborderline]

If the thing I remember fighting was an Angel, it was a giant spider with acid spit. And the other one was some ugly black thing with extendable arms.

Now I get why the ones in the Bible always start off with "Be not afraid", I guess.

[part_time_overlord]

Huh. Guess I'm getting off pretty lucky with just weird eyes, then.

[soulsborderline]

You can always just blame those on drugs.

Getting burned by holy water not so much.

[part_time_overlord]

Holy water doesn't really come up that often in day to day life.

What kind of drugs give you slit pupils?

[soulsborderline]

I dunno, people will believe almost anything you tell them about drugs as long as it sounds remotely plausible. They're last generation's version of "terrorists".

[part_time_overlord]

Terrorists fucked up my eyes, sir.

Why is this character

[soulsborderline]

Ooh, say it was nerve gas!