[Voice, by phone]

[steinsgatehaschosen]

Dogs of The Organization! Don't think that I haven't figured out what you're up to. Cunning puppeteers as you think yourselves to be, you have all been dancing in the palm of my hand!

Listen, and listen well: I am the deranged mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma! What I desire is the destruction of the ruling structures of society! Many have sought to have me eliminated, but all have failed before my dizzying intellect, which surpasses Thomas Edison and Einstein!

You have been warned. If you intend to continue with this fool's game, then you will suffer the most dire of consequences!

Comments

[Voice]

[originaloddcouple]

I don't... know what you're talking about. I'm very confused, could you-

Explain a bit? Please?

[steinsgatehaschosen]

It's quite simple, you see! All of mankind is ruled by an evil council known only as The Organization, and I am the final line of defense against their machinations.

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[originaloddcouple]

Oh. Thanks!

[originaloddcouple]

[originaloddcouple]

[originaloddcouple]

[originaloddcouple]

[originaloddcouple]

DONE

[originaloddcouple]

AND THEY'VE BEEN CONTROLLING US FOR HOW LONG?!

[steinsgatehaschosen]

Hundreds of years! The Organization manipulated every major conflict of the 20th century to meet their own mysterious goals.

[originaloddcouple]

So... Korean War, World Wars, Console Wars, all of them... designed?

[steinsgatehaschosen]

All of them orchestrated by The Organization!

[originaloddcouple]

But why?! FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!

[steinsgatehaschosen]

The ultimate goal of The Organization is known only to its five evil rulers!

[originaloddcouple]

FIVE EVIL RULERS?!

Do they have different domains over stuff?

[steinsgatehaschosen]

Unfortunately, my knowledge of the Council of Five is extremely limited, as nobody knows their true identities.

[originaloddcouple]

Well, otherwise they wouldn't be very vague and mysterious. And that would kinda defeat the point.

How did you find out about these villains?

[steinsgatehaschosen]

During puberty, 108 psychic powers awakened within my abnormal brain. With these unnatural abilities, not even The Organization can hide from me!

[originaloddcouple]

...Did it hurt?

[steinsgatehaschosen]

Of course it did! Who ever heard of a spontaneous awakening of psychic powers that didn't hurt?

[originaloddcouple]

I DON'T KNOW! I HADN'T EVEN HEARD OF SUDDEN PSYCHIC AWAKENINGS BEFORE NOW!