[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

Does anyone know a bar that doesn't water down their alcohol? I am tired of this man. Everyone thinks I'm some ridiculously happy drunk now.

[All Monroe wants is to drown his frustrations in a bar without giggling. Is that too much to ask?!?]

Comments

voice;phone

[schild]

Can't you get something that isn't on tap? Or is that out, too?

[ This is very serious, if beer starts getting contaminated, truly nothing is sacred. ]

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

The beer was fine. At least we still have that. The hard alcohol was the problem. Only drink your whiskey from a reputable bar.

voice;

[schild]

Oh, thank god. [ He sounds truly, truly relieved. ]

Yeah, you might wanna find a better place in that case. I mean, I guess that's one way to find out you're getting ripped off, right?

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

[He should be relieved. Who knows what sort of catastrophe would have taken place if all the alcohol was contaminated. At least they know one source is safe.]

I could have done without the public humiliation but yeah. They won't be seeing any of my hard earned cash again.

voice;

[schild]

[ Guess who's chuckling. It's Ryan. ]

Not the laughing type, I take it?

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

[Weird laughing people]

Yeah. So far joining the 'numbers club' is nothing but a head ache.

voice;

[schild]

[ Laugh or cry, you take your pick, Monroe. ]

That's fair. This stuff seems to have brought a lot more grief than good to most people. Past lives and monsters, now laughing water... I'd make some crazy guess about what could happen next, but I wouldn't want to be proven right.

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

No kidding man. The last thing we need is to get jinked here. You know my life was nice and quiet before this.

voice;

[schild]

Yeah, this thing has really thrown a wrench into a lot of people's lives. Wish we could figure out what we all had in common, if there was some kind of pattern or what...

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

Someone told me we all got dragged into this mess to be heroes or something like that, but I'm pretty sure they were nuts. But some pattern no one is seeing makes at least a little sense.

voice;

[schild]

Well from what I've heard, aliens are to blame for all this-- I doubt they'd decide to attack the city that's suddenly filled with a bunch of confused, laughing people. Don't they usually go after like, San Francisco or New York? Maybe it makes sense to them, who knows.

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

Oh yeah aliens. Maybe we're the up and coming New York. If they take down Locke City the whole world is going to feel it. The crap people come up with is just mind boggling.

voice;

[schild]

You don't believe it? "Monsters and aliens and conspiracies, oh my" all that stuff?

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

Not the monsters and aliens crap. The conspiracies, maybe. I'm not one of those conspiracy nuts or anything but someone was dumping some messed up chemicals in the water. I mean it could have been fluoride or something though.

voice;

[schild]

I dunno if fluoride would explain uncontrollable laughter and weird memories, but I guess that's as good an explanation as 'magic goo' or whatever people are going with.

What about the people who're waking up with sharp teeth and monstery stuff? Can't really deny that.

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

Magic goo? Are people really going with that?

No clue man. Still trying to come up with something for that. But then again I haven't seen anyone will anything too outrageous. Half of them are probably just exaggerating. The other half though, that's the kicker.

voice forever

[schild]

It's some sort of unidentifiable liquid that causes flashbacks and fits of giggles. I'd say magic goo is pretty alright. Sounds better than alien goo.

I'd say it gets kinda hard to deny once it happens to you. Me? I started be able to heal cuts that made steam, so I can tell you; this is pretty real.