001. handwritten.

[strikeraid]

[ Someone failed physics badly enough to make summer school a necessity, not an option. Well, whatever. Skyler did what he wanted with his summer, his greatly diminished social circle totally having a huge hand in that, so now he's actually sitting down and doing his homework. Except converting potential energy to kinetic energy makes no sense, so he's since graduated to fucking around and putting down whatever numbers come to mind. And since this is the first time he's actually bothered to do his homework in ages... the numbers one would expect pop up, and suddenly his homework can scroll. ???? Skyler puts pencil to paper to investigate. ]

ok are you kidding me
what is this

no offense to whatever this is but this shit's not gonna work out

this class is pass fail but there's no way i can turn this in now
shit
shit
undo
undo

[ His worksheet (and his name) is clearly available for anyone who wants to poke fun at his awful attempt at scholastics! Or, you know, man the cannons. ]

Comments

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, is that how physics works?

That explains how I failed back in college.

And it looks like my answers were way off.

[text]

[strikeraid]

hey it's cool
copy off this sheet and you're both golden

[ ... if they take him seriously he's going to piss himself laughing ]

[originaloddcouple]

[Thumbs up]

Thanks!

[And, yeah, they're actually copying it.]

[text]

[strikeraid]

[ laughing p hard on his end, but he can manage an answer back: ]

np

[ video ]

[originaloddcouple]

[Blink. Blink.]

N-P?

Maybe it's an acronym?

[ text ]

[strikeraid]

[ PROFOUND EYEROLL but he puts his pencil to paper again. ]

No Problem

[originaloddcouple]

Ohhhhhh. Okay! Thanks!

Will your report be okay? I mean, it is full of all sorts of alien network conspiracy stuff!

[ text ]

[strikeraid]

this stuff?
nbd no big deal i'll just say my li dog ate it
it's not like they're expecting einstein out of me

[ text ]

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, you have a dog?

I never had a dog! What's it like?

[ text ]

[strikeraid]

ok im too lazy to bs something funny i dont actually have a dog :(

[ text ]

[originaloddcouple]

Oh.

[...]

So then, how does it eat your homework?

[ text ]

[strikeraid]

that's the mystery isn't it

[video]

[originaloddcouple]

You might want to look into it.

That homework had to go somewhere after all.

[he will text forever so we can ditch these restrictive subject lines entirely!!]

[strikeraid]

good point, but i don't think i want to work at finding out what happened to it unless it grows two feet and runs away. then i'm just looking for ways to make that sound even more like it came from a disney movie.